(Source: psych-facts, via ldr20)
I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
(via ldr20)
“Alice came to a fork in the road. ‘Which road do I take?’ she asked.
‘Where do you want to go?’ responded the Cheshire Cat.
'I don’t know,’ Alice answered. 'Then,’ said the Cat, 'it doesn’t matter.”
(via aannngel)
Get your shit together and ask me out already
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